The Greenie

The Story

Green as grass and it shows. First swing, wide eyes, hi-vis still creased from the packet and a hard hat sitting a bit too high. Keen, overwhelmed, and about to learn everything the hard way. We've all been him — and the crew never lets him forget it.

On Site

• Nervous first-swing new starter
• Oversized, too-clean hi-vis, safety glasses slightly crooked
• Green hard hat sitting a bit high
• Kicking up chaos on day one

Green as grass. Everyone's first swing.