Commissions

Most crew shirts are drawn by someone who has never been on a site. You can tell. The machine is wrong, the joke lands flat, and nobody wears it twice.

I run a grader. I know what a pre-start looks like, why the joke is funny, and which bloke on your crew it's about. That's the difference, and it's the whole service.

What It Costs

How It Runs

1. We have a yarn. What it's for, how many, whether your logo is going on it, when you need them, and who signs off.
2. You get it back in writing. A one-page brief and quote before anything is drawn — what you asked for, what you get, what it costs, who owns it. Nothing starts until you say go.
3. Deposit, then I draw. First concepts back inside the agreed window.
4. Two rounds of changes are included. After that it's hourly, and you'll know before it happens.
5. You sign off the mockup. Nothing goes to print before you do.
6. Printed and dispatched, tracked the whole way.

Who Owns The Artwork

I keep the copyright in the design. You get exclusive, permanent use of it for your business — shirts, signage, vehicles, socials, whatever you need. It won't be sold or licensed to anyone else, ever.

If you'd rather own the copyright outright, that's priced separately and assigned to you in writing.

If you're giving me a logo or wording to use, you're confirming you've got the right to use it. And once you sign off and it goes to print, it's yours — it was made for you and nobody else, so custom work isn't returnable for change of mind. Faulty, damaged or not what you approved, I fix it and I pay the freight. That part never changes.